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a Glossary

Ajaban terms and concepts
The right tool for the job

in alphabetical order!

A | B | C | D | E | F | G | H | I | J | K | L | M | N | O
P | Q | R | S | T | U | V | W | X | Y | Z

In order to get through the Apocalypse for fun and profit, you need the right tools and to grasp some concepts and to be aware of some forces out there as follows:

A

  • Ajaban & Ajaban L'helmellah
  • Apocalypse Angel Trumpet Global Early Warning System
  • Artificial Intelligence (Archaic. See instead "Mechanically Initiated Consciousness")
  • Assertiveness (Social Skill, see also "Negotiation")

B

C

  • Choice
  • Choices, a time of stupid
  • Christian-passive-aggressive-bring-on-the-end-of-the-world Temptation
  • Code of Honor
  • Condemn me to justify yourself, would you
  • Confirmation Bias
  • Conventional way, the
  • Contrivance
  • Co-opting, Cooperation, whatever.

D

E

  • Exploitation (One of my favorites)

F

  • Firearms
  • First Aid Kit
  • Flaw
  • Flaw, Character
  • Follower's Flaw
  • Fun
  • Fusion (Bonus Metaphor - bringing impossible things together releases great energy)

G

  • Goals (For Example, "To be on the cover of "Charlatan" magazine")

H

  • Halfrican American - American citizen, one parent is white, the other black.
  • Heroes
  • Humor, sense of
  • Humor, ing others

I

  • Innuendo
  • Insatiable Consumer that you are...
  • Integrity

J

K

L

M

  • Mechanically Initiated Consciousness ("MIC, C you real soon")
  • Metaphors
  • Mirror - One Way infamous celebrity no comment mirror. Also, "I'm starting with the man in the mirror" nice scene for a cops and robbers show, the guy in the interrogation room starts singing to mirror, but behind it is the detective! Who's really guilty. Of something.
  • Missed Opportunities
  • Moby Dick
  • Morality
  • Morgan's Tarot - now online!
  • Mossadeq
  • Most Favored Nation Status

N

  • Napping ("I'm going to Nap on it." "The answer is 12 naps away". Access the realm of possibility and nothingness.)
  • Negotiation (Social Skill, see also "Assertiveness"
  • Nothing

O

P

  • Paradigm
  • Passive-Aggressive Eco Saboteur, see also "Christian-passive-aggressive-bring-on-the-end-of-the-world Temptation"
  • Pie Charts
  • Philips screw driver
  • Placebo
  • Placebo Surgery
  • Poet, the
  • Positive Deviant
  • Posturing
  • Privacy, loss of (see also "Discretion", "Innuendo", "Metaphor" and "Decoy")
  • Problem Solving Skills
  • Prophets
  • Purging

Q

  • Quotes

R

  • Rashomonization
  • Reciprocity
  • Retro-optimize
  • Right/Wrong Switch Gizmo

S

  • Satanic Verses
  • Scripture
  • Serenade
  • Sigalert - Live maps of California Cities and their traffic congestion
  • Sigalert - Definition
  • Simorq
  • Simorqanize
  • Singing
  • Social Skills
    • Assertiveness
    • Negotiation
  • Spin (weakness to strength and vice versa)
  • Stating the Obvious
  • Suicide Simulation (See also: "Throw Yourself a Wake" theme party and "It's a Wonderful Life" simulation)

T

U

  • User vs. Believer mentality

 

V

W

X | Y | Z

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