Limited Resources - Unlimited Imagination
Ajaban L'HelmAllah
a.k.a. Amazing Grace


Terms of Use:
Welcome to Ajaban. Ajaban and its affiliates provide their services to you subject to the following Terms. If you visit or shop at Ajaban, you accept these Terms. Please read them carefully. In addition, when you use any current or future Ajaban service (e.g., Mating at Ajaban, e-Cards, Judgment Day Project, Perspective-o-meter, Angel Deputization Processor) or visit or purchase from any business affiliated with Ajaban, whether or not included in the Ajaban Web site, you also will be subject to the guidelines and Terms applicable to such service or business. Please read these Terms Of Use carefully before using this site. By using this site, you signify your agreement with these Terms Of Use. If you do not agree with any of the below Terms Of Use, do not use this site. Ajaban ("Ajaban") reserves the right, in its sole discretion, to modify, alter or otherwise update these Terms Of Use at any time and you agree to be bound by such modifications, alterations or updates.

Ajaban is very respectful about the privacy concerns of the visitors to its sites on the Internet. As a general policy (and because I haven't figured out how to use cookies yet), no personal information is automatically collected from visitors to its sites. However, certain non-personal information of visitors is recorded by the standard operation of Ajaban's Internet servers. This information is primarily used to provide an enhanced online experience for the visitor. Information tracked may include the type of browser being used by the visitor (e.g., Netscape, Internet Explorer), the type of operating system (e.g., Macintosh, Windows) in use by the visitor. By having this information, web pages optimized for a particular visitor's computer may soon automatically be available to that visitor. Other uses of this information include internal review of the number of visitors to the sites but only in an aggregate and non-personally-identifiable form. E-mail addresses and other personally identifiable data about visitors to this site are known to Ajaban only when voluntarily submitted.

Personally identifiable information that may be collected in connection with visitors voluntarily filling out questionnaires or other forms or subscribing to the newsletter is retained by Ajaban and not sold or otherwise transferred outside the company. This information is used to better understand visitors' use of our sites and to support transactions made on the sites.

The Ajaban web site will eventually place a "cookie" in the browser files of an Ajaban user's computer. The cookie itself will not contain any personally identifying information. Although the cookie could enable Ajaban to relate a user's use of a Ajaban site to information that the user has specifically and knowingly provided, Ajaban will not do so for any kids sites.

Users should be aware that when they voluntarily disclose personal information (e.g., user name, e-mail address, phone number) on the bulletin boards or in the chat areas, that information can be collected and used by others and may result in unsolicited messages from other people.

To the extent that any of our sites accessible through Ajaban have additional practices, these practices will be explained at that site. (e.g., Mating at Ajaban will have a more detailed description of Mating indemnifications).

On site branches specifically designed for children, Ajaban makes a special effort to encourage children to consult with their parents before furnishing data. However, Ajaban believes that parents should supervise their children's online activities and consider using parental control tools available from online services and software manufacturers that help provide a kid-friendly online environment. These tools can also prevent children from disclosing online their name, address, and other personal information without parental permission. For additional information about parental control tools, please consult the "Consumer Assistance" page of the Direct Marketing Association home page (www.the-dma.org).

When you visit Ajaban or send e-mails to us, you are communicating with us electronically. You consent to receive communications from us electronically. We will communicate with you by e-mail or by posting notices on this site. You agree that all agreements, notices, disclosures and other communications that we provide to you electronically satisfy any legal requirement that such communications be in writing.

All content included on this site, such as text, graphics, logos, button icons, images, audio clips, digital downloads, data compilations, and software, is the property of Ajaban or its content suppliers and protected by United States and international copyright laws. The compilation of all content on this site is the exclusive property of Ajaban and protected by U.S. and international copyright laws. All software used on this site is the property of Ajaban or its software suppliers and protected by United States and international copyright laws. Material from Ajaban or any web site owned, operated, licensed or controlled by Ajaban may not be copied, reproduced, republished, uploaded, posted, transmitted, or distributed in any way. Modification of the materials or use of the materials for any other purpose is a violation of the copyrights and other proprietary rights. For purposes of this Terms of Use Agreement, the use of any such material on any other web site or networked computer environment is prohibited.

AJABAN, JUJU THE CAGE-BIRD, LIFE'S A CAGE AND THEN YOU FLY, MOVIE REVIEW GIZMO, LIMITED RESOURCES-UNLIMITED IMAGINATION, MAKING ATLANTIS, JUDGMENT DAY PROJECT, ECO-TRIAGE, GHOLOMBEZOM, AMAZING GRACE LAND, AJABANISTAN, VIRTUAL AJABANISTAN, AJABAN L'HELMELLAH AKA AMAZING GRACE, THE HAIRY MONSTER AND THE MEEK, IRANIAN SELF-EXPRESS, UBIQUITOUS SEA MONSTER and other marks indicated on our site are trademarks of Ajaban. THE LITTLE BIRD IN THE CAGE, and other Ajaban graphics, logos, page headers, button icons, scripts, and service names are trademarks or trade dress of Ajaban or its subsidiaries. Ajaban's trademarks and trade dress may not be used in connection with any product or service that is not Ajaban's, in any manner that is likely to cause confusion among customers, or in any manner that disparages or discredits Ajaban. Material that directly challenges, disagrees with, criticizes or expresses offense at Ajaban ("venting") is encouraged, provided you make sure to copy us on such venting and to place a link for people to see the cause of the venting first hand. For use of our marks in connection with such venting, however, you will need express written consent from Ajaban. All other trademarks not owned by Ajaban or its subsidiaries that appear on this site are the property of their respective owners, who may or may not be affiliated with, connected to, or sponsored by Ajaban or its subsidiaries.

One or more United States and international patents may soon apply to this site, (for things such as (including, without limitation), Programmable Rose Colored Glasses™, the Judgment Day Algorithm™, the Mating Compatability-O-Meter™, The Eco-Triage Perspective-o-meter™, Ajaban DeathToll, and so forth). Patents pending.

Ajaban grants you a limited license to access and make personal use of this site and not to download (other than page caching) or modify it, or any portion of it, except with express written consent of Ajaban. This license does not include any resale or commercial use of this site or its contents; any collection and use of any product listings, descriptions, or prices; any derivative use of this site or its contents; any downloading or copying of account information for the benefit of another merchant; or any use of data mining, robots, or similar data gathering and extraction tools. This site or any portion of this site may not be reproduced, duplicated, copied, sold, resold, visited, or otherwise exploited for any commercial purpose without express written consent of Ajaban. You may not frame or utilize framing techniques to enclose any trademark, logo, or other proprietary information (including images, text, page layout, or form) of Ajaban and our affiliates without express written consent. You may not use any meta tags or any other "hidden text" utilizing Ajaban's name or trademarks without the express written consent of Ajaban. Any unauthorized use terminates the permission or license granted by Ajaban. You are granted a limited, revocable, and nonexclusive right to create a hyperlink to the pages of Ajaban even if the link portrays Ajaban in a false, misleading, derogatory, or otherwise offensive matter. You may not portray Ajaban's affiliates, or their products or services in the afore-mentioned false, misleading, derogatory or otherwise offensive matter as they have a less resilient view of venting and will likely not be amused. You may not use any Ajaban logo or other proprietary graphic or trademark as part of the link without express written permission (which permission may be easier to obtain than you think. Just ask).

(This will apply once I set it up. But relax, this will be a while. I'm reading up on Dynamic Web Site design in my off hours so that you, too, can have your own private Ajaban page and account ("Your Ajaban Account"). What joy and delight!) If you use this site, you are responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of Your Ajaban Account and password and for restricting access to your computer, and you agree to accept responsibility for all activities that occur under Your Ajaban Account or password. Ajaban does (will soon) sell products for children, but it sells them to adults, who can purchase with a credit card. If you are under 18, you may use Ajaban only with involvement of a parent or guardian. Ajaban and its affiliates reserve the right to refuse service, terminate accounts, remove or edit content, or cancel orders in their sole discretion.

Visitors may post reviews, comments, and other content; send e-cards and other communications; and submit suggestions, ideas, comments, questions, or other information, so long as the content is not illegal, obscene, threatening, defamatory, invasive of privacy, infringing of intellectual property rights, or otherwise injurious to third parties or objectionable and does not consist of or contain software viruses, political campaigning, commercial solicitation, chain letters, mass mailings, or any form of "spam." In the event that you wish to post communications of an illegal, threatening nature, please make sure to include your name, home address and telephone number so that we can alert authorities. You may not use a false e-mail address, impersonate any person or entity, or otherwise mislead as to the origin of a card or other content. Ajaban reserves the right (but not the obligation) to remove or edit such content, but does not regularly review posted content.

You agree to indemnify Ajaban and its officers, directors, employees, agents, distributors and affiliates from and against any and all third party claims, demands, liabilities, costs, or expenses, including reasonable attorney's fees, resulting from your breach of any of the foregoing agreements, representations, and warranties.

If you do post content or submit material, and unless we indicate otherwise, you grant Ajaban and its affiliates a nonexclusive, royalty-free, perpetual, irrevocable, and fully sublicensable right to use, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, translate, create derivative works from, distribute, and display such content throughout the universe in any media. You grant Ajaban and its affiliates and sublicensees the right to use the name that you submit in connection with such content, if they choose. You represent and warrant that you own or otherwise control all of the rights to the content that you post; that the content is accurate; that use of the content you supply does not violate this policy and will not cause injury to any person or entity; and that you will indemnify Ajaban or its affiliates for all claims resulting from content you supply. Ajaban has the right but not the obligation to monitor and edit or remove any activity or content. Ajaban takes no responsibility and assumes no liability for any content posted by you or any third party.

Ajaban and its affiliates respect the intellectual property of others. If you believe that your work has been copied in a way that constitutes copyright infringement, please contact us immediately to remedy the situation.

All items purchased from Ajaban or its affiliates are made pursuant to a shipment contract. This means that the risk of loss and title for such items pass to you upon our delivery to the carrier.

Ajaban and its affiliates attempt to be as accurate as possible. However, Ajaban does not warrant that product descriptions or other content of this site is accurate, complete, reliable, current, or error-free. If a product offered by Ajaban itself is not as described, your sole remedy is to return it in unused condition.

Ajaban, whether or not affiliated with sites of individuals, organizations and other businesses which may be linked to this site ("Linked Sites"), is not responsible for their content. The Linked Sites are for your convenience only and you access them at your own risk. We are not responsible for examining or evaluating, and we do not warrant the offerings of, any of these Linked Sites or the content of their Web sites. Ajaban does not assume any responsibility or liability for the actions, product, and content of all these and any other third parties. You should carefully review their privacy statements and other Terms of use.

The materials in Ajaban's Web Sites are provided on an "as is" and "as available" basis without warranties of any kind either express or implied. YOU EXPRESSLY AGREE THAT YOUR USE OF THIS SITE IS AT YOUR SOLE RISK. To the fullest extent permissible pursuant to applicable law, Ajaban disclaims all warranties, express or implied, including, but not limited to, implied warranties of merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose. Ajaban does not warrant that the functions contained in the materials will be uninterrupted or error-free, that defects will be corrected, or that Ajaban's Web Sites or the server that makes them available are free of viruses or other harmful components. Ajaban does not warrant or make any representations regarding the use or the results of the use of the materials in Ajaban's Web Sites in terms of their correctness, accuracy, reliability, or otherwise. You (and not Ajaban) assume the entire cost of all necessary servicing, repair or correction. You (and not Ajaban) are responsible for your own soul and spiritual, emotional and economic decisions. Applicable law may not allow the exclusion of implied warranties, so the above exclusion may not apply to you. The material that you read in Ajaban's Web Sites is provided solely for entertainment and promotional purposes. The information and opinions expressed in Bulletin Boards, Chat Rooms, or other forums conducted on this site ("Forums") are not necessarily those of Ajaban or its affiliated or related entities or content providers and Ajaban makes no representations or warranties regarding that information or those opinions. Furthermore, neither Ajaban nor its affiliated or related entities or its content providers are responsible or liable to any person or entity whatsoever (including, without limitation, persons who may use or rely on such data/materials or to whom such data/materials may be furnished) for any loss, damage (whether actual, consequential, punitive or otherwise), injury, claim, liability or other cause of any kind or character whatsoever based upon or resulting from any information or opinions provided in Ajaban's Web Sites.

By visiting Ajaban, you agree that the laws of the state of California, without regard to principles of conflict of laws, will govern these Terms of Use and any dispute of any sort that might arise between you and Ajaban or its affiliates.

Unless otherwise specified, the materials in Ajaban web sites are presented solely for the purpose of entertainment, promotion and provoking deep and playful thoughts. This site is controlled and operated by Ajaban from its offices within the State of California, United States of America. Ajaban makes no representation that materials in Ajaban's Web Sites are appropriate or available for use in other locations. Those who choose to access this site from other locations do so on their own initiative and are responsible for compliance with local laws, if and to the extent local laws are applicable.

Any dispute relating in any way to your visit to Ajaban or to products you purchase through Ajaban shall be submitted to confidential arbitration in Los Angeles, California, except that, to the extent you have in any manner violated or threatened to violate Ajaban's intellectual property rights, Ajaban may seek injunctive or other appropriate relief in any state or federal court in the state of California, and you consent to exclusive jurisdiction and venue in such courts. Arbitration under this agreement shall be conducted under the rules then prevailing of the American Arbitration Association. The arbitrator's award shall be binding and may be entered as a judgment in any court of competent jurisdiction. To the fullest extent permitted by applicable law, no arbitration under this Agreement shall be joined to an arbitration involving any other party subject to this Agreement, whether through class arbitration proceedings or otherwise.


We reserve the right to make changes to our site, policies, and these Terms of Use at any time. If any of these Terms shall be deemed invalid, unlawful, void, or for any reason unenforceable, then that provision shall be deemed severable from this agreement and shall not affect the validity and enforceability of any remaining provisions. This is the entire agreement between the parties relating to the matters contained herein and shall not be modified except in writing, signed by Ajaban.

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